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These are too cute and they made me chuckle for the day... everyone
needs a "top of the morning" chuckle so thanks a million
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From: achangewilldoyougoo
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Sent: Thursday, February 07, 2008 9:36 AM
To: achangewilldoyougoo
Subject: [ACWDYG ] Funnies
Funny Sayings from Comedians
1) "Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin
unprotected.
2) "I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain."
3) "I am in shape. Round's a shape..."
4) "Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet
soup?"
5) "I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more
specific."
6) "I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock
every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there
picking the locks, they are always locking three."
7) "The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans
is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three
best friends. If they are okay, then it's you."
8) "Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty
violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a
bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.
Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash."
9) "I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always
say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my
mother is attractive, but I only have photographs of her."
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