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> Some of these you may have already thought about...just give your
> brain a little excercise.
>
> Things to Think About:
>
> -Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't
live
> there.
>
> -If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
>
> -Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
>
> -So what's the speed of dark?
>
> -Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
>
> -If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
>
> -Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
>
> -Why do banks charge you interest on Non-Sufficient Funds when all
> along its money they already know you don't have?
>
> -If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the
universe
> is expanding, what is it expanding into?
>
> -Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
>
> -Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in
> charge of everything outdoors?
>
> -If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
>
> -Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe
you.
> Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
>
> -Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
>
> -Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
>
> -If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have
monkeys
> and apes?
>
> -If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are
they
> all still working?
>
> -I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above
me
> are furious.
>
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